“Thrall turned toward the door, gripping his massive battle axe that would serve as his weapon in this bout.” - from World of Warcraft: Arthas Rise of the Lich King
[From my GRE Test Prep book] A business concerned about its efficiency should pay attention to the actions of its staff.
“And what more could I do if you were a man, than talk perfectly sincerely to you?” - Lady Chatterley’s Lover by DH Lawrence, LOLOLOL.
I’ve never done one of these thingies before but sdgkjdfdgh
“I am afraid the upshot of the matter will be that I shall continue to live, to eat, to sleep, to dabble in this and dabble in that; and gradually, as my apathy increases, I shall get used to being a ‘wretched and ridiculous figure.’”
(Death in Venice and Other Stories - Thomas Mann)“From bow to rear tubes she was plated in pure gold”
(The Stainless Steel Rat - Harry Harrison)*the OP is reading one of my favourite books. <3 Arthas*
“It was his duty to serve her the food.” (How To Meditate By Lawrence LeShan.)
TROLOLOL
“And you didn’t warn us”
Uhhh.
“For a few seconds he panicked.”
BRB. DYING FOREVER. OF LOLZ.
“”The sun sets in the west, not the south,” said Nanny soothingly.” - Wicked
… Huh?
”But if the ladies and gentlemen whom Mr Norrell met in London’s drawing-rooms and dining-parlours were generally disappointed in him, then he was becoming equally dissatisfied with them.” (Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell - Suzanna Clarke)
…well, that’s…unfortunate…. >_>
(via palesheep)